Friday, April 13, 2007

The Most Frustrating Super Mario Mod Ever





Words cannot express the agony I feel as the fellow playing this game time and time again succumbs to death. Yet, I must laugh. The invisible coin block is just too much. The player was lining up to jump and then when he finally gets some air — BLAMMO! — he meets his fate.

I give him props, though, for sheer tenacity and stubbornness. If it was me, I'd just shut the damn thing off and move on to something else.





70 comments:

Tessa said...

Wow, I had to stop it and do some thing else several times because I became so fushtrated just watching it. This has to be one of the most collected guys in the world not to get total peeved at this. If this was me I would have chocked the control across the room LONG ago.

Anonymous said...

I know a guy who would have slammed the console across the room by the 3rd man. He's broken like 3 keyboards and a lamp in frustration before.

Anonymous said...

Yes, the invisible coin block was all I needed to see. It wasn't going to get any funnier. Oh. My. God.

Modern World Only said...

This is amazing. I had to stop when Mario went down the pipe.

Christopher Trottier said...

To add upon what all of you are saying, I believe in hell we'll all be playing this game every single moment right beside some smug 12-year-old.

Vamsi said...

You're kidding me! He doesn't finish Level 1-2!

The entire second half of the video is pretty much just his dying on the very first jump, and he doesn't even make it halfway.

God, so unbelievably unsatisfying.. I know it's ridiculous, but at least we got closure on the first level.

Anonymous said...

This looks funny, where can I get it?

Astral said...

who says video games don't cause violence? if i was the guy playing this, i would have gone and beat someone down just out of frustration

Anonymous said...

True demonic Äkkikuolema for eternity. Why live when you can game like this? It's evil, I tell you, evil all the way! Keep at it and you'll be the most masochistic gamer ever.

Anonymous said...

GENIUS AND OH SO CRUEL! I can't believe this guy played for a solid 23 minutes....that thing wouldn't have gotten 5 mins. out of me - but holy crap the first time the invisible block came out I hit the floor laughing.

Anonymous said...

hm, I think the player missed a shortcut in the middle of 1-1. There's a mushroom near the top, and a ceiling tile that's breakable.

Lowell said...

Sad.. The trick to this world is at the point where you get the second mushroom you bust open the top wait for a bullit and pop off it to the top level. then you just run across to the end...

Anonymous said...

Where can I go to play this anoyone have a site? looks fun in a wierd way haha!

Anonymous said...

Looks like that bloke would've had more fun chewing razorblades. I would've stopped after getting checked by the 3rd invisible block

Anonymous said...

Anyone else notice that in the middle of the first level it looked like he could have gotten the mushroom and jumped through the ceiling and run along the top all the way until the end?

Tim said...

It looks like there's a hole where the flag pole is, can you actually fall in it though?

Either way, if you're playing a mod like this, you're testing your skills. There's no point to taking the easy way out.

Anonymous said...

"Anyone else notice that in the middle of the first level it looked like he could have gotten the mushroom and jumped through the ceiling and run along the top all the way until the end?"

Anyone else notice that two people already said that?

Cory said...

you know if you watch this long enough its begins to get funny. The player makes it over the first milestone just to come upon another one. If you look even deeper into this you see the depiction of real life in this

Anonymous said...

he could have made it a lot easier on himself if he would have got the mushroom about halfway through 1-2, busted up through the ceiling and walked where the score is to the flag. he actually busts through at around the 8 minute mark... he must be retarded. just like your mom.

Evelyn said...

OMG. I was rolling after about the third death, and just sitting in awe of the massive patience this player must have had to continue after five minutes or so.

Anonymous said...

"he could have made it a lot easier on himself if he would have got the mushroom about halfway through 1-2, busted up through the ceiling and walked where the score is to the flag. he actually busts through at around the 8 minute mark... he must be retarded. just like your mom."

Thanks for pointing that out again, but that was in 1-1. Looks like you should join the Mario and Mom club.

Anonymous said...

Words cannot express the agony I feel WHEN I HAVE TO WAIT FOR THIS GODDAMN VIDEO TO LOAD. IT TAKES AGES!!!

Steve said...

Nice video. ;)

Steve said...

Nice video. ;)

Chris said...

Demonic.

Anonymous said...

good gravy, i wanted to peel the skin off my own skull out of frustration for this poor sod. the worst part is, that after 23 minutes, the player doesn't even make it to the halfway mark of 1-2.

if you're going to be this thoroughly evil, and devise such a carefully calculated rear-end invasion like this mod, and then record someone making every effort to get through it, at least give both the player and those of us watching it the satisfaction and closure of the player completing the level they're working on.

although, i truly can't blame the player for not continuing on till the end of 1-2. heaven knows i would have fashioned a noose out of the controller cord and strangled whoever made the mod.

now, despite what i've already said, i'm not religious in the least, but i truly believe this is EXACTLY what hell must be like. except, with more herpes-like burning.

Hulio said...

wanna get revenge onto your worse enemy? Just send em this mod. =)

Jaymoon said...

Start watching at 7:47...

When he breaks that block, he could have jumped up there and ran the rest of the way. And probably even further.

Notice at the end where the flag is, there is still a walkway at the top, past the flag...

Where can I download this mod? I gotta know what's over there now...

=D

Anonymous said...

mario game if made by the creators of battle toads.

Anonymous said...

where the fxck do i get this game???

Anonymous said...

where to download this game? someone please respond please !! :)

Anonymous said...

i'll bet that if he took that shortcut, he would probably fall through the bricks.

Anonymous said...

Or he'd get all the way to the end and one of those invisible blocks would be in the way...

MooglyGuy said...

Why is it that EVERYWHERE I've seen this video posted, nobody ever bothers to link to the IPS patch so that the rest of us can play it? I'm beginning to think that this is all just some finely-wrought hoax.

Anonymous said...

I love how he gets ready to jump a few times, gets it perfect, then hits an invisible box and dies

Alex said...

i don't know if you guys noticed, but he could have jumped to the top ceiling at around the 8 minute mark (actually, just before). what an idiot... anyone know where i can get this?

Hui Kai said...

hahaha... I applaud the person who relentlessly plays on with ALL those boobie traps...
Like some people who had mentioned, I'd do the same and move on with something else after 3 or 4 attempts...
But it was funny watching Super Mario getting head-butted by invisible coin blocks... haha...

Anonymous said...

hahaha when i saw the coin blocks and the guy in the tube i laughed so hard

Anonymous said...

Anyone else noticed you can jump through the ceiling at about the 8 minute mark and run along the top? No-one else has pointed this out yet.

Anonymous said...

the start of level 1-2 is definatly the funniest..it had me in tears..if i was the one playing id actually be hitting myself on the head with frustration..that game would also no longer exist.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha, I love how at about 17:50 he starts testing to see if theres an invisible block there.

Anonymous said...

Complete stupidity was writen all over world 1-2, should've just took a run start at the beginning instead of wasting his time...

Anonymous said...

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, someone must have access to this rom.

Dan said...

I have to say that gargling with sulfuric acid laced with razor blades would be less painful than watching this.... Still, you have to admire the person's tenacity to try to beat this thing.... And, as a fellow gamer, I have to admit I was routing for him.... albeit out of morbid curiousity

Anonymous said...

OMFG
Lol wtf that is f*cking hard...
ARGH I KNOW THE GAME IS FRUSTRATING BUT THAT VIDEO NEED TO BUFFER ALL THE F*CKING TIME

Matthew said...

Man that invisible coin was so sweet

Anonymous said...

yow yow yow that was ffffffuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyy!!! But I had to quit after 3 minutes because even though it is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny, it is the most boring thing I have watched in all my life. That retard who is playing just never learns...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

The most frustrating video load ever too!

Anonymous said...

I'm sitting in class and long story short by the first invisible block I had to take a break by the second one I almost had a seizure from trying to hold it in.

Anonymous said...

hahahaha oh man this guy needs 2 just give it a rest i mean cmon he loses at least 100 lives in 10 min or somethin? lol 2 funny this guy needs to kill the maker. guys persistent though. but st00pid.

Anonymous said...

I probably could have watched the whole thing if the stream didn't lag every 5 seconds. Curse you, Japan!!!

Anonymous said...

I don't know which is more pathetic - that this guy took 23 minutes to finish one and a half levels, or that I spent about 45 minutes (including LAGS) watching him do it......

SniperFox said...

Ahahahahaha! The invisible coin boxes..omg..lmmfao! Every time it happened, I couldn't stop laughing.

Anonymous said...

I love the part in 1-2 when he finally makes all those fantastic leaps...and then gets killed by a Li'l Goomba.

Anonymous said...

Ok for all the people who keep trying to claim he could have broken the block and ran along the top in world 1-1, he couldn't have, he wouldn't have been able to get down because the flag is there. Also, it's a mod, like someone else said, it's all about seeing skills. The mod was made by someone in Taiwan and was posted on tuduo.com without the commentary which was added later on (see the original source of the vid w/ commentary on Google Video). So unless someone tracks down the person who originally created it, I doubt we'll ever see the mod, it's not from a site, it's from their personal collection. Bummer cause I really want to attempt this mod, it's too funny! "It [censored] hit my [censored] baby toe!"

Jake said...

where cna you get this mod?

Anonymous said...

Screw you, why did you jump at one point during that it made me lose $5 asshole!

Shingo said...

I actually made it to the 1-2 checkpoint mark in this game. That's where I'm stuck now. Also, if you get the mushroom in 1-1, go across the top and land on the top of the flag pole, then it is possible that the game will freeze and you'd have to start all over again. Trust me, I know.

Jukain said...

Anyone who wants this mod can get it here:
http://www.terranwolf.com/main/random_stuff/%5Bterranwolf.com%5D_Mario_Forever.rar

Anonymous said...

the hole above the flag pole is there just because the flag is too, It cant have a 2 things in the same place.

Anonymous said...

that url doesnt work u dumb****

Anonymous said...

OH THE AGONY OF THE PAIN OF THE... yikes.

Anonymous said...

You can download this game here:
http://uploads.itimag.net/freeware/juegos/
Download the jnes.rar
It includes both the game and the NES emulator. You will need WINRAR to unzip the files before you can use them. You can get winrar here:
http://www.freedownloadscenter.com/Utilities/Compression_and_Zip_File_Utilities/WinRAR_Download.html
Have fun!

kill switch388 said...

so where do i click to get it???

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

"Anyone else noticed you can jump through the ceiling at about the 8 minute mark and run along the top? No-one else has pointed this out yet."

No, you must be blind. 6 PEOPLE POINTED THIS OUT BEFORE YOU DID!!! MORON!!!
also:
"Also, if you get the mushroom in 1-1, go across the top and land on the top of the flag pole, then it is possible that the game will freeze and you'd have to start all over again. Trust me, I know."

and thats why not to do it.

Anonymous said...

someone really needs to make this for New Super Mario Bros (for the DS), for better graphics, and a progress meter. so you know how far into inferno you are, and how far there is left.
add star coins too. lol

Anonymous said...

HERES THE GAME!!

The game
http://www.neogeopro.com/stuff/Super_Mario_Forever.zip

The Emulator(required to play the game!)
http://www.emulator-zone.com/doc.php/nes/
just pick one. my personal favorite is virtual nes