Yes, the bacon and eggs bikini is a bad idea. Never mind the stench. I can't see how this could be hygienic. I know this because I found this picture on Safety Third.
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I am sure no one has tried this before. Lest anyone is tempted to after reading this post, let me state pre-emptively: "Ew!" Even though this is disgusting, the concept is comedic gold.
2 comments:
That's too funny. You'll definitely not lose weight wearing this bikini.
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I give out a weekly award for the weirdest/funniest thing I've encountered all week on a blog, and this post has won the prize.
http://rantocracy.blogspot.com/2007/04/week-48-pageant-of-transmundane.html
Congratulations on winning the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award.
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