Commercial Features Violent Lesbians with a Hunger for Apple Sauce

Yeah, this is one of those rare occasions where I'm forced to say, "I didn't see that one coming." For almost a minute there, we do nothing but watch flirtatious lesbians in their underwear. Who knew what darkness lurked in these ladies hearts?

I've now learned the dangers of mentioning "apple sauce" to lesbians. Believe me, you will want to avoid anything related to apple sauce if you are in the presence of lesbians — especially if they are making out with each other in their underwear. Don't say I didn't warn you.

With that in mind, I wonder if any of you want to make yourselves over to Mac's after watching this commercial.

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Zombie Zombie

This is an idea that has finally found fruit: zombie-inspired rock music. It takes all the destructiveness, mayhem, and outright fright of horror movies and distills it with electronics, drums, and shouts. Not just any electronics, mind you, but some theremin too — the most space age instrument there ever was.

I'm excited. I'm really excited about this — and I'm rarely excited about music. Their album hasn't even come out yet and I just know I'm going to be pre-ordering this. You see, it's been so long since there's been a band that just wanted to smash shit up — and do so in such a stylish manner. I want noise, damn it, and I want noise that creates havoc.

If this promo video doesn't excite you, I also got below a music video for their song Soft Leatherette. Yeah, I know the vocals sound soft. Leather usually is soft though, isn't it?

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A Cat Spanking Video

During my time as a cat owner, I do some pretty interesting things to my cat. I taught him to play hide and go seek. I taped scotch tape to his feet and watched him dance around. Perhaps the cruelest thing I did was tie a shoelace to his tale and watch him go crazy as he chased the shoelace only to never catch it. Cats are made for wacky times.

Cat spanking is a little too wacky for my blood. That cat seems to enjoy the sensation of being spanked way too much. Perhaps it's just me, but this act reminds me a little too much of S&M. Is society so absolutely screwed up that whenever I watch a cat being spanked it seems a little too human to me?

In any which sense, I wouldn't worry too much if this one video was an anomaly. It is not. Wikia has a whole page devoted to cat spanking videos. This means we are on the verge of a new movement amongst feline enthusiasts. The cat spanking movement is soon to be upon us.