Pan Flute Made From Tampons

Once again, Tampon Crafts proves that tampons are not just about absorbing the blood in those sensitive lady parts. Indeed, why limit them to purely hygienic functions? As you can see hear, one can play a lovely song.

If you are too embarrassed to your local bookstore, plunk your hard-earned cash on the counter, and say, "I want a tampon flute!" — take heart! By following these easy steps, you will be playing Mozart in no time.

So, if you want to go to your local forest and accompany the songbirds with some joyous melodies, you are eight tampons away from doing exactly that. Have fun!

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The Taser Disguised as a Tampon

I have already chronicled the tampon blowgun, but now meet the Pink Stinger a discreet taser that packs a whopping 50,000 volts of electricity. Once a criminal gets shocked by this device, he'll be seeing red — I assure you that.

When shooting in Taser mode, 2 extra absorbent cotton tampons with barbed probes and 14 ft. of wire are expelled and propelled by compressed nitrogen. Electric current then passes to the body, where the probes have attach to the clothing or bare skin, causing central nervous system disruption, possible urination and certain humiliation. Optimal target range for the taser is 7-10 feet with a maximum of 14 feet. Absorbency range of tampon is 6-9 grams. The included batteries and compressed nitrogen cartridge store neatly in the pink zapplicator casing for easy replacement.

Looking for Discreet Protection? Try the Tampon Taser Gun | American Inventor Spot

The question that is burning in my mind is: what if a woman mistakes this for an actual tampon? I cannot fathom a worse outcome than to be zapped in the lady parts. I'm not joking — if this device reaches mass consumption, it is only a matter of time before the scenario I point out actually happens. It will make headlines.

Ladies, I'd love to know your opinion. Would you ever buy the Pink Stinger? And do you genuinely fear 50,000 volts of a electricity due to a mistaken insertion?

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Tampon Shooter Blowgun

Why should only women have fun with tampons? The folks at Tampon Crafts have morphed the common tool of the menstrual cycle into something any G.I. Joe-playing boy can love and appreciate: a blowgun.

Inspired by marshmallow shooters, this air-powered tampon gun turns your feminine hygiene products into high-flying projectiles. Have a shootout between rival tampon brands, or use it as a fun alternative to paintball. The tampon shooter has a range of 10 to 20 feet depending on your ammo and lung capacity. The matching bandolier lets you carry a full “clip” (i.e., box) of 20 tampons, so you’ll never be caught short in the heat of battle.

Tampon Shooter Blowgun

This site features step-by-step guide to building one of these shooters. If you want, you can also build a bandolier out of duct tape and velcro. There is also a video demonstrating the blowgun in action.

Hopefully, nobody will get the smart idea of using a "used" bullet.