McDonalds has a lot to answer for. On its resume, its produced cows so genetically engineered, they've transcended the definition of "bovine". They have also produced a fatty acid that seems to love reproducing itself in the gluteus maximii — a feat so incredible, millions of burger-chomping women have taken up lowrise jeans and g-strings to further emphasis this accomplishment.
Well, add BurgerCon to the list, a website whose sole purpose is to prove that Eddie Murphy's mom from The Klumps should be in a hair metal band. They do not do that. Instead, it's a loud reminder why those pimple-faced fry guys can never get my order right.
Hey McDonalds, I just want you to know from the bottom of my heart: you really suck.
