These Babies' Parents Should Be Ashamed of Themselves!

I don't care if he was a professional. I don't care if he walked on a tightrope over Niagara. The fact is, this man put these babies at risk. What, pray tell, would have happened if he tripped or miscalculated his jump? He would have turned these babies into jam sandwiches, that's what.

Even more embarrassing is that their parents put these babies at risk. But hey, I guess cheap thrills are more important than infants' safety. These are the kinds of children that leave loaded pistols on a coffee table under the mistaken assumption that their children wouldn't get curious.

Some people should not be parents.

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Colombian Donkey Love

As absurd as the above investigative report is, it gets even more absurd than that. As if sex with donkeys wasn't enough, there is a "Festival del Burro" (Donkey Festival) in the town of San Antero that celebrates sex with donkeys. This even includes dressing up the donkeys in tantalizing costumes and dousing them in make-up to make them look more attractive. Don't ask me if it makes them look more appealing.

Also don't ask me how there came to be a tradition of sex with donkeys. It can't be that there are no willing women. I mean, there are always willing women. I'm not even going to attempt to hypothesize this one. Except to say that donkey sex is sick.

Via Prose Before Hos

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