Child Rapper Wants You to Know Mother Nature's Crying

Unlike other child pop stars, Lil Peppi actually has talent. Maybe he's not a prodigy, but definitely can rap better than me. It's to bad his father is managing him because this everything but his rapping is pretty awful.

Everything about this operation screams, "father is trying to live vicariously". It was Lil Peppi's father, afterall, that shot this music video. From the looks of it, he also wroter the bio on Lil Peppi's website.

Like most kids, I love school and I hope to go to college one day and attend the University of Miami, GO CANES! I Spend most of my time reading adventure stories, writing short stories, writing lyrics, playing playstation2, skateboarding, and of course doing music.

Lil Peppi, Peppi - ABOUT ME

Yeah, right. Most kids like school. Because we all know American public schools are overburdened with eight-year-old boys who can't wait to do their homework.

Now there is a time when parents must realize that if their children are talented, they must let nature take its course. Let the child do his own thing — with dad's encouragement. Don't force the outcome.

Besides, if daddy was a good rapper, he would have produced this golden turd of a video.

Lady Wrestlers from the 80s

They were called Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling (a.k.a., GLOW). Most of them were actresses and porn stars who were looking to use this promotion as a stepping stone towards greater things. One performer, Palestina (who depicted a religious Palestinian) later became a successful singer in England.

Of course, this is terrible. The WWE this is most definitely not. The over-the-top comedy sketch is not funny. And I cannot imagine anything more absurd that actually made its way on the air.

However, I will say this: the rap song is awesome.

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A Tribe Called Quest - Oh My God

A Tribe Called Quest is my favourite rap group of all time. Everything about them is good. I love how they took the smoothness of jazz and welded it to even smoother rhymes. There is a great claim against rap's detractor's that it lacks eloquence. Indeed, it can if given into the hands of one who does not appreciate the beauty of language. A Tribe Called Quest, though, took lyricism to new heights without compromising jazzy texturism.

This song is a case in point. Try and not nod your head to those agile beats. If you are successful in your resistance, simply give the words a listen. You'll like what you'll hear.