One of the more clever allusions to scatological activity, the Incredible Edible Anus is a dessert that an eBay retailer hopes will become a hit. Well, his product definitely has one advantage over Hershey's Kisses: an anus is prone to spew out a product that actually resembles chocolate. Indeed, it is no slur to say that the makers of the Incredible Edible Anus actually are engaging in fudge-packing. It is not a stretch to imply that they hope, through their effort of fudge-packing, that their anuses will make contact with your mouth.
If you look at the two people enjoying their chocolate anuses in the picture above, one can state that there's meant to be a certain eroticism at play here. However, if you are vanilla like me (no pun intended), I can't imagine the Incredible Edible Anus being a hit come Valentine's Day.
"Honey, I've decided to present you this collection of chocolate anuses as a symbol of our eternal love" — there seems to be something missing from this statement. Perhaps it's tenderness. Perhaps the juxtaposition just seems wrong. Remember, though, that you are talking to a fellow that is quite vanilla in his proclivities (unless you count trees).
Whatever your motive, the Incredible Edible Anus seems to me like an intriguing novelty gift to give to that special someone — whether friend of foe.
