Passive Aggression Taken to New Heights

I won't even attempt to psycho-analyze anything here. Suffice it to say, some son of a gun will certainly not kill himself and will continue to smear fecal matter onto any such signs that suggest he commits suicide.

Let me suggest, however, that it may be possible we are dealing with the poo fairy. The poo fairy is a magical being. Often, he visits bathroom stalls to deposit merry gifts of poo. Most of the time, setting his joyous gift within the porcelain bowl is good enough. Sometimes, though, he wants to spread the cheer by leaving it on the seat, on the floor, and — yes — on bathroom signs.

If ever you find the poo fairy, be sure to greet him with a happy show of flatulence. Then he shall be on his way to deliver gifts to bathrooms stalls all over the world.

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Pee&Poo Plush Toys

Hey parents! You know that stage of a child's life where he is obsessed with what he can expel from his body? You know what I'm talking about. That time in his life when he is obsessed with pee and poo. Well, now you can take his adoration further with some plush toys. Yes, now your little boy can go to sleep cuddling his pee and poo.

The cuddly toys Pee&Poo are now available in a duo pack - together in a cotton plush (80% cotton and 20% polyester) and filled with polyester fibre. Naturally, they are CE-marked and are suitable for children of all ages. Pee&Poo are 15 and 14cm respective. The box is W:32cm, H:19.5cm och D:14cm. Pee&Poo are no strangers to water and enjoy a bath once in while - washable at 40C.

Pee&Poo - Plush Toys, t-shirts, underwear and more

Anyone else find it ironic that they trumpet the washability of these plush toys?

In another matter, I briefly thought about buy this for my niece and nephew, but I think my sister would have my head if I did that. Plus, I don't think they are at the age anymore where Poo&Pee would be funny. I do admit that they're quite a pair. It looks like they are meant to be together. Ah, why can't kids stay at the age where they'd find this stuff funny?

Hopefully someone will take this idea by the horn and produce a cartoon. I would love to know about the escapees from the bathroom who go on mythical adventures into the outside world. Doesn't that sound like a fun idea?

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Toilets for Fat People

Yes, I know the title of this post is politically incorrect. Perhaps a better description would be "overweight", or "BBW", or "vertically enhanced" — something of that ilk. However, I feel all politcal incorrectness goes out the window when the toilet company's name is Big John Toilet Co. I mean, what can be more obnoxiously, wittily descriptive than that name?

I'm not knocking fat people. I'm pretty much betting that in twenty years, I'm going to be fat. If anything, I'm making a mental note to my future fat self to buy a toilet from Big John.

Beyond that, though, I give kudos to Big John for recognizing a heretofore untapped market. Seats in movie theatres have gotten larger. More and more boutiques specialize in fashion for "plus size" women. Toilets sound like a more pressing need — much to the relief (har har) of fat people everywhere.

A regular toilet has a terribly small seat. This creates very uncomfortable pressure points, consequently producing numbness in the legs and thighs from lack of proper blood flow.

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With the obesity rate amongst North Americans reaching record rates, Big John might not be such a niche. In a couple of years, all toilets might be shaped this way. It is simplistic to simply say, "Lose some weight". But before then, fat people are still going to have to go to the bathroom.