Are People Supposed to Bend That Way?

That's it. I'm finally convinced. My next girlfriend is going to be a circus performer. I can't wait till Barnum and Bailey come to town again.

With this in mind, I can't believe there are three of them, that they can sing, and that they can turn themselves into one giant wheel. What more can you ask for in a woman?

And so, it is with great sadness with noticing that, if these women are still alive, they are probably in diapers at a retirement home. Fate, why dost thou mock me?

There is still hope, though. Hopefully, in some Romanian village there lurks a gumby-limbed cutie with a beautiful voice. Thus, the search continues for me.

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Woman Body Builder Solves a Rubik's Cube

...And she does it while dancing.

This woman is truly admirable. She is a physical specimen, all right. You can see the hard work she put into her body. But then she shows that she's not all brawn. She's got brains too.

You know, this is the kind of woman I would like to have breakfast with. The conversation could be very interesting. Doubtless, she's probably got a lot of experiences that are worth hearing about.

This is very empowering to me, truth be told. Not only does she exhibit fine human achievement, she does so in an entirely positive way. Women like this should be famous — not Paris Hilton.

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