Dear Bitter Asian Men (BAM). I want to be a BAM too. The other day I was watching Dragon Ball Z (DBZ, and I was thinking being Asian would be cool! First of all, I could fly and kick ass, like they do in DBZ, and movies like Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Secondly I could be all stoic, and bad ass, like Kenshin. I want to be just like Kenshin, because he can kick anybodies ass he wants. If I were a badass asian like Kenshin, all the bitches would want me, because I could kick so much ass. I mean as it is they all want a piece of me, and all I do all day is watch sports and drink beer. I can only imagine how many more girls I could get if I could totally kick ass. I could imagine me at a bar, and I see a hot chick, I want to bend over, but she's with a guy. Today I'd just have to give up and settle for some other girl, but if I were asian, I could take offence at the way he looked at me, and take him out back and beat him up. Then I could take her home. Man being an Asian would be sweet!
Also I could imagine going to buisness meetings (I'm a buisness major now) and having everybody there know how smart I am, because I'm an asian. Also girls would want me to help them with their math homework, which is an instant in to their bedrooms which is half way into their panties. Man being an Asian would kick ass! Just thinking about it gets me excited! WOOOOO!
As an addendum, I would like to state that Asian men are awesome because they breed like rabbits. What this essentially means is that there will forever be an endless supply of Asian women for which we Whities can sink our teeth into. So, on behalf of the many non-asians who have the yellow fever, keep up the good work. We count on you Asian men to keep churning out some progeny.
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