Most Hilarious Protest Sign by a Religious Nut

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Religious nuts, in and of themselves, are not all that noteworthy. At least when it comes to the purposes of this blog. Truth be told, this guy's Reagan-style haircut and farmer plaid shirt just accentuates the exciting part about this placard.

Which is to say, he's being awfully specific about who is going to be judged by God — and the specificities are hilarious! What is it about these categories of people that raises his ire so much? Did they all make fun of his big ears or something?

Well, because you are probably interested in knowing which people are especially going to be judged by God, here's the list in a more presentable form.

• Pot Smoking Little Devils
  
• Lewd Women
  
• F se Religions
  
• Pencil Neck Weak Kneed Gutless Men
  
• Sports Nuts
  
• Rebellious Women
  
• Child Molesting Homosexuals
  
• Witches
  
• And Mormons
  
• Liar

So there you go. If you are any one of those people, you better get to repenting — right now! This guy looks for real, as though he's got God's ear. I wouldn't piss him off if I were you.

Via Weirdbiz

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Scripture Verses on In-N-Out Burger Packaging

I love In-N-Out Burger. On two occasions, I made trips to California just so I could dine at the best burger joint not yet established in Canada. For sure, In-N-Out Burger is kind of a greasy culinary Disneyland for me.

What I didn't notice, when I went to In-N-Out Burger, is the discreet Bible passages printed on the packaging. It's always in a spot you wouldn't look for, and the only allusion is the book, chapter, and verse. You would need a Bible handy to make use of the references.

Apparently, this is a practice that started in the 1980s when Rich Snyder was president of the company. A devout Christian, one suppose this was a means to preach the Word of God to unbelievers. After Rich passed on, the company continued this practice out of respect for him.

In case you were wondering which particular Bible verses were printed, and on which packaging, I have here a list.

• Burger and cheeseburger wrappers
  Revelation 3:20—"Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear My voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he with Me."
  
• Beverage cups and antenna toppers
  John 3:16—"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but drink the everlasting nectar of life."
  
• Milkshake cups
  Proverbs 3:5—"Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own thirst."
  
• Double-Double wrapper
  Nahum 1:7—"The LORD is good, a strong hold in the day of Satan's double trouble; and he knoweth them that trust in him."
  
• Paper water cups, or "R-9's"
  John 14:6 —"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by the river of life."

In-N-Out Burger - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Frankly, I don't care what religious persuasion you are. I think it's cool to find secret messages. It's kind of like using a metal detector — but doing it with pop culture instead. It's the same feeling I get when I see the naked woman hidden in the ice on beer advertisements.

Via Blogadilla

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How to Encourage Abstinence to Kids

Get these people to show up at elementary schools and get them to demonstrate the kama sutra. Your kids will be so traumatized, so absolutely mortified, they won't even attempt foreplay. I'll bet money some of those kids will even enroll at a seminary.

Seriously, what kind of sex education is this? Those are the two most demented representations of genitalia I've ever seen. This isn't even fit for a NSFW label. The vagina is more similar to the Flying Spaghetti Monster than to a real vagina. And don't get me started on that penis. That penis is the most sickly, mutated thing formed. And what is up with that pubic hair?

If humans cease from all breeding, it will be because these two lunkheads showed up at every school on the planet and taught children the joy of lovemaking. Perhaps they have a stupid song to go with it. And maybe there's a brief warning about the evils of STDs. Thing is, after this presentation, not only will the next generation be STD-free, they'll also be pregnancy free too.

If you've seen Children of Men, you'll know it all makes sense now.

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Taxidermy That's Just Wrong

"What is this?" you must be asking. It is clearly a whole bunch of animals combined together to create one freaky thing. In short, it's the sor of monstrosity that can only be created through the magic of taxidermy.

A few bleeding hearts are going to say this is utterly wrong. I would have to agree with them — if by wrong, they meant totally awesome. Taxidermy is the most fun you can have with a dead thing. And if something's going to die, it's better that a human create some fucked up showpiece than a maggot. It seems I'm not the only one to think so either.

Animal lovers may find these sculptures distasteful and unpleasant to look at, but most Rogue Taxidermists consider themselves nature enthusiasts (many are vegans or vegetarians), and most see their work as a way of appreciating animals, and bringing them a new kind of life. Body parts are invariably acquired post mortem, either from salvaged roadkill, or through taxidermy supply companies, which trade in antlers, tails, teeth, claws, fur and wings. Other Rogue Taxidermists use offal from abbatoirs and slaughterhouses, or animals donated by vets after they’ve been “put to sleep”. These artists intuitively foreground what’s most disturbing about the process of taxidermy, which is the way it blurs the distinction between the living and the dead.

Minnesota Association of Rogue Taxidermy [MART]

Preach on, taxidermists. Preach on. In my opinion, this kind of art is much more exciting than the masses of fruitbowls and portraits I have seen. This here at least stirs some excitement in my blood. I'm seeing something totally new.

This, by the way, is a good thing.

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Zentai -- A Radical Fashion Statement

The practical use of a zentai suit is for a puppeteer, actor, or cosplayer to go about their work unnoticed. Literally, they are supposed to blend into the background. You know that nifty special effect in a movie that made you say "Gee wiz?" Done by a person in a Zentai suit who was later edited out by a computer.

Which is interesting because zentai is being used more and more as recreational clothing to lounge around in — especially in Japan. And not just as fetish wear either. Zentai suits are showing up in dance clubs, meditation studios, and shopping malls. A subculture is beginning to take shape around zentai.

For the most part, this has not yet touched the Wester world, but The Zentai Project is pioneering its recreational use.

We in The Zentai Project make occasional 'walkabouts' - trips with one or more people wearing zentai out in public places, and sometimes someone to take pictures. Walkabouts have happened all around the world, as you can see from the pictures in the gallery.

- The Zentai Project -

And I'm all for it. This is the perfect avenue to make a bold fashion statement but preserve one's anonymity. One can say the person attracted to zentai exhibits signs of attention whoredom. I disagree. The attention is on the suit and perhaps the body the suit is accentuating. There is no way, though, to identify the person inhabiting the suit.

Frankly, I find this kind of refreshing.

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The Man Who Rapes Puppets

This is one of the more weird puppet-related videos I've seen. The actor portraying the rapist is quite convincing. He really is a sick bastard. I'd lock him up too if I had a badge.

Believe it or not, there's more episodes. This is a pretty developed plot line, so I'm going to post the links to the other episodes.

• Episode 2
  
• Episode 3
  
• Episode 4
  
• Episode 5

I wonder how Janet Garrison would feel about such a sexual deviant. Indeed, Mr. Hat may need to be careful around such a monstrous being. For that matter, all of Sesame Street may need to be on Block Watch. And let's not forget about Howdy Doody. Poor Howdy Doody would never stand a chance.

Via jwz

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Guess Who Holds This Klan Member's Life in Their Hands?

Yet another reason why being a racist totally sucks. Let's say you get injured at that White Power rally. Let's also say you lose consciousness. Well, in such a situation, one cannot choose one's doctors.

Now, to be honest, I don't know the outcome of this situation. They could have done what I would have done and made a key incision at the "wrong" spot. Nobody would have known. Mistakes do happen in the emergency room.

Seeing how these are hospital staff who have have sworn the Hyppocratic Oath something tells me the did their best to save him — despite the fact he is a racist bastard who doesn't deserve the air he breathes. Hospital staff are like that. Perhaps he came away from this experience a changed man. Perhaps he realized that these hospital staff took the high road, stitched him up, and saved his intolerant ass.

The cynical part of me, though, believes he walked away just as intolerant as before — and maybe more smug.

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Inmates of Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center Dance to Sister Act

Inmates of Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilition have already become internet famous due to their rendition of Thriller. And they are very skilled at choreography. One only has to wonder about the greater purpose of these dances. This is better than Broadway, I believe! Perhaps the Phillipine government believes dancing can exorcise people's criminal tendencies.

Well, there is a slough of YouTube videos devoted to these inmates' dancing. This rendition of Sister Act is so peaceful and delicate. They're almost like gentle butterflies. And the guy in the nun outfit seems so spiritual.

But it's not all about gentleness. This is a Whoopi Goldberg musical, damn it! That means when the time comes, it is time to get down. These prisoners got the soul to get their bodies moving.

Someone's got to give these guys their own TV show. Or, at the very least, donate set pieces.

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Buttered Floors Create Pain

I feel guilty about laughing at this. This could have ended wrong for so many reasons. The prankster is lucky his roommate never broke his legs — or worse. But it is still funny — simply because it happens again and again. The roommate never learns to watch his step. His murderous rage at the end of the video is the piece de resistance.

Still, the guy who buttered the floors is a dick. He is extremely lucky this didn't end up in a lawsuit. Perhaps it would have been best for him to have been brought to court. I mean, he's bragging about what he did with this video. Maybe getting money removed from his pocket would have taught him an important lesson.

My moral qualms aside, I laugh every time I see this. I feel guilty every sin

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gle time I see this.

Exploding a Dead Whale with Dynamite

In 1970, a sperm whale washed up on the beach of Oregon. State Troopers didn't know what to do, so they simply decided to load the whale with 20 cases of dynamite and let 'em rip. Thankfully, this was caught on tape.

The most hilarious aspect of this explosion was the whale debris that made its way through the air. Certainly, it wouldn't have been so funny if someone got killed by a flying piece of whale blubber, but to damage a car? I defy you to not think that is funny.

Via Neatorama

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