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Thursday, July 12, 2007

Sign: FBI -- Stop Raping My Wife!





I don't need to explain why the guy holding up this sign is batshit insane. If you don't know why he is batshit insane, then you yourself must be batshit insane — because this picture is the definition of "batshit insane".

If I were FBI agent Chris Saviano (assuming he exists), I'd be royally pissed. It's one thing to be accused of rape, it's another thing to be accused of raping a woman over and over. I mean, what are the chances that some married woman would be so distraught over her repeated rapings by the same man that her only course of action would be to get her husband to hold up a sign in public — in a black suit no less just so we know he means business?

Of course, another perspective on this is that Chris Saviano is such a brilliant rapist, he wants us to think this sign holder is batshit insane. It's all part of his master plan. You see, once we all think that the husband is batshit insane, we'll send him off to an institution. Then Chris Saviano will be able to make even more rapings.

Of course, if a woman keeps waiting for her rapist to arrive, takes no legal action herself, and does not do any protesting herself — is it really rape?

Source: Strange Pictures





3 comments:

JJ said...

Perhaps it's meant metaphorically...the FBI can easily make your life a living hell if they want to. If they suspect you of something, they have the ability to: wreck your credit; expose potentially embarrassing personal trauma or behavior that may not even be illegal; etc. The man may be crazy; what I can't understand is why you didn't ask him what the hell he meant by the sign. Do you have no curiosity?

Anonymous said...

Kudos to JJ's comment. He speaks the truth, as 'Rape' is being used in this instance as a generalization of what has possibly occured as a result of FBI methods of making some one 'turn' to give them evidence - ever heard of Ruby Ridge ?

Anonymous said...

Amen to J.J.'s comment. There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.