I won't even attempt to psycho-analyze anything here. Suffice it to say, some son of a gun will certainly not kill himself and will continue to smear fecal matter onto any such signs that suggest he commits suicide.
Let me suggest, however, that it may be possible we are dealing with the poo fairy. The poo fairy is a magical being. Often, he visits bathroom stalls to deposit merry gifts of poo. Most of the time, setting his joyous gift within the porcelain bowl is good enough. Sometimes, though, he wants to spread the cheer by leaving it on the seat, on the floor, and — yes — on bathroom signs.
If ever you find the poo fairy, be sure to greet him with a happy show of flatulence. Then he shall be on his way to deliver gifts to bathrooms stalls all over the world.
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