Yeah, yeah, yeah. Religious nuts, in and of themselves, are not all that noteworthy. At least when it comes to the purposes of this blog. Truth be told, this guy's Reagan-style haircut and farmer plaid shirt just accentuates the exciting part about this placard.
Which is to say, he's being awfully specific about who is going to be judged by God — and the specificities are hilarious! What is it about these categories of people that raises his ire so much? Did they all make fun of his big ears or something?
Well, because you are probably interested in knowing which people are especially going to be judged by God, here's the list in a more presentable form.
- Pot Smoking Little Devils
- Lewd Women
- F se Religions
- Pencil Neck Weak Kneed Gutless Men
- Sports Nuts
- Rebellious Women
- Child Molesting Homosexuals
- Witches
- And Mormons
- Liar
So there you go. If you are any one of those people, you better get to repenting — right now! This guy looks for real, as though he's got God's ear. I wouldn't piss him off if I were you.
Via Weirdbiz
6 comments:
Note that child molesting heterosexuals are no problem.
Tacky, outre and in bad taste. But still, the boy is right.
So you are saying that sports nuts are especially reserved for God's judgement? How could the boy be right about that?
...can't believe he left out "Yankee fans"...
what he says is true. EVERYONE is going to be judged. but the question is: are you going to hell? or heaven? and the whole sports nuts thing was about the kids/teens/adults who worry soooooooooooooooooooooo much about their sport lives that they use steroids to "improve" their performance.
does that say drunkards? i especially love how it says "liar" and not plural. i want to know what the person was thinking thta printed this sign.
he probably printed one for himself and has it hanging in his basement where him and his buddies get stoned, play sports video games, eat pizza and bang their girlfriends. all waiting to be judged ;)
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