Get these people to show up at elementary schools and get them to demonstrate the kama sutra. Your kids will be so traumatized, so absolutely mortified, they won't even attempt foreplay. I'll bet money some of those kids will even enroll at a seminary.
Seriously, what kind of sex education is this? Those are the two most demented representations of genitalia I've ever seen. This isn't even fit for a NSFW label. The vagina is more similar to the Flying Spaghetti Monster than to a real vagina. And don't get me started on that penis. That penis is the most sickly, mutated thing formed. And what is up with that pubic hair?
If humans cease from all breeding, it will be because these two lunkheads showed up at every school on the planet and taught children the joy of lovemaking. Perhaps they have a stupid song to go with it. And maybe there's a brief warning about the evils of STDs. Thing is, after this presentation, not only will the next generation be STD-free, they'll also be pregnancy free too.
If you've seen Children of Men, you'll know it all makes sense now.
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All snark aside, that photo is from a University of Alaska Fairbanks adaptation of the famous play Lysistrata. Age old commentary regarding the battle of the sexes. The girl playing the part of the vagina had a tap-dancing part. It was really quite good.
And although the play didn't do to much to teach abstinence to kids, the costume department did one helluva job on a limited budget.
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