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Friday, July 20, 2007

The Horniest Man of the Victorian Era





The man you see above is Jonty Selman-Troytt. He may seem like a pretty benign character, but you are looking at a man who fathered 97 children. He was pretty serious about it too, wanting to commence relations with his wife immediately after she bore him a baby — and would have too if he wasn't wrestled to the ground by the physician (just as he was cutting the umbilical cord).

More amusingly, he felt it was his duty to engage in trysts. And I doubt there are many men who share the extent of his enthusiasm.

Jonty eschewed the use of any form of contraception, maintaining that it was 'the work of the devil to contain any man's life-juice within a bag' and that 'women were designed to be filled. Anyone can see that.' After copulation he insisted that all partners should lie prone for a period of twelve hours to 'increase the chance of fertilising my seed'

His greatest ambition was to impregnate Marie Stopes - the birth control campaigner - whom he referred to as 'a perfect vessel in need of filling.' Although he was never successful she was so impressed by his obsessive persistence that she marked every 100 repetitions of his invitation to 'gouge your verdant valley with my rough, pointed glacier' with a congratulatory medal which Jonty displayed proudly thereafter.
Voracious sexual appetite in Victorian era


There are many men who are known for their promiscuousness. Wilt Chamberlain, for instance. What sets Jonty apart from every other man, though, is his sheer colourful language. It's not just a case of confidence, it's a case of obsession — he was obsessed with "filling" women.





4 comments:

Anonymous said...

a king among men

Anonymous said...

King among men?More like a narcistic,self-important,misogynist,obsessed-with-his-oh-so-fantastic-peepee,entitled assholish piece of shit among men?

Anonymous said...

No, the first one.

Anonymous said...

You're all wrong...