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Friday, July 13, 2007

Commercial Features Violent Lesbians with a Hunger for Apple Sauce





Yeah, this is one of those rare occasions where I'm forced to say, "I didn't see that one coming." For almost a minute there, we do nothing but watch flirtatious lesbians in their underwear. Who knew what darkness lurked in these ladies hearts?

I've now learned the dangers of mentioning "apple sauce" to lesbians. Believe me, you will want to avoid anything related to apple sauce if you are in the presence of lesbians — especially if they are making out with each other in their underwear. Don't say I didn't warn you.

With that in mind, I wonder if any of you want to make yourselves over to Mac's after watching this commercial.





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