Ugly People Dating Service

To those who don't get it, Ugly People Dating Service is obviously a joke. A good one at that, if you are one to brave the pop-ups. The best profile is that ugly girl known as Pat Buchanan.

AGE: 42

OCCUPATION: Bouncer at a biker bar
(But I also moonlight as a dominatrix.)

ABOUT MYSELF:
I can bench press 250 pounds. After being thrown off the Olympic arm wrestling team, because my urine tested positive for horse steroids, I worked at a carnival for a while and spend a few years in prison for manslaughter.

Ugly People Dating Service » Pat Buchanan

Oh Pat, you're such a card! But don't worry, I am sure you will find a willing man who wants to be dominated by you.

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