Saturday, May 12, 2007

These Guys Need Girlfriends





This is the most homoerotic thing I've ever seen. It's more homoerotic than 80s era Boy George making out with a groupie in a jacuzzi full of Skittles. The irony is that, for all intents and purposes, these boys were probably trying show the "ladies" their sexual prowess.

One would suppose that when you have a group of five virgin males in one room humping the air, you should not video tape it. Not only did these boys consent to being on tape, they decided to be all "stylish" about it. The tragedy, of course, is that this video has made its way onto YouTube for all to see.

I've said it before, I'll say it again: what gets on the internet stays on the internet. I've done my share of stupid things before but I'm always wise to never tape any of my enactments. Now these boys are in the obvious predicament of some stranger walking up to them and saying, "Hey, aren't you that guy who taped himself humping air and had his friends join him?"





21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow! Is that room lined with oil or something? Maybe their bodie's are made of Slinky's.

Anonymous said...

Wow, they all have the same technique too... did they learn it from each other? I'm guessing they didn't get a chance to practice it on a laydee. And what's with the kicking one leg in the air thing?

Anonymous said...

wow.. Must be true that blackguys have looong thingies 'cause with that big moves it'l pop out right in the beginning...

Anonymous said...

you fucking tools, i hope you die of shame, i feel violated having watched it.

Anonymous said...

They may think they've got the moves, but when (or should i say, if) it came down to it, I think there'd be alot of "No, thats my leg" and "Higher. Lower. Left. Your other left." etc.

then again I don't think there's much hope of even that, as I imagine they find it completely normal to oil each other up and take showers together.

Anonymous said...

Little Rock Racing Scene all the way mofuckaz!

Anonymous said...

awwww, i actualy think this is really cute...the most embarassing thing iv ever seen...but sweet in a bizaar kinda way. At least ther makin an effort! Hehe xx

Anonymous said...

Sure is dark in that room! I cant see shit! Someone tell them to smile at the camera!! LOL

Anonymous said...

these guys are never gonna get laid. The video sure made me and lots of others laugh though!

Monty said...

i kinda feel sorry for the girl that sees that and actually believes they know what they're doing, hops in bed with one of them, gets pregnant and has to drop out of school because these deadbeats aren't man enough to raise the kids they father. It's not a race thing, its a socio-economic thing, it just so happens that that demographic is made up of blacks mostly.

Anonymous said...

WOW!! All I could think of was look a these dumb a$$es putting themselves on You Tube, I bet they thought they would be "COOL" or Sexy to the ladies, instead they look like a bunch of air humping homos who wish they knew what the touch of a woman was, clearly they have only see what is on MTV or BET videos and dont know that you cannot do what they are doing on tv. Immature is all i seen, their balls need to drop and stop hanging out together, and what and the hell was the walking humping snake shuffle thing they were doing??? I guess the ladie is supposed to be on her hands in the wheel barrel positon. WOW!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

That's fucking internet GOLD that is. Don't let that one get dropped from YouTube, they deserve to be humiliated by that for decades.

Tw@ts.

DEC0 said...

These are the people that act as the catalyst to the inevitable downward spiral of humanity.

Also, that is the most shameful thing I have ever seen in my life. The only people who are likely to be impressed by that would have to be deaf, dumb, blind, and severely brain damaged

I’m going to show this to everyone I know in the hope that someone will remember or know you, and forcefully make you do this do this in public whilst at gunpoint. The only way to redemption would be to kill yourselves.

Anonymous said...

May 500 deamons from the 7 circles of Hell haunt you for the rest of your life 'cause till video will haunt the rest of us...

Anonymous said...

Bless their hearts...they even went the extra mile and added credits!! LMFAO....this needs to resurface at one of their wedding/commitment ceremony.

Anonymous said...

PROFESSIONAL IDIOTS.END OF...

Anonymous said...

Now I know where the phrase 'fucking niggers' comes from

Anonymous said...

this must be the most stupid thing i have ever seen..... the fun this is that they made it so over serious.

Anonymous said...

you all look better when picking cotton, stick to making my t-shirts niggers.

Nahka-Tapsa said...

This is the gayest thing I've ever seen. What an idiots! =D

Anonymous said...

I didn't realize black boys were gay until this video blatently proved me wrong. The parents of these poor ignorant kids should play this at every damn PTA meeting they attend to prove Peer pressure can affect everyone, including gay black teens.