Whew! I'm glad Scott Towels cleared that up for me! I was beginning to think that paper towels and Communism had nothing to do with each other. Now I know that cheap bathroom supplies breeds ungratefulness towards our capitalist overlords. Next time someone comes over, I will be sure to make my bathroom inspire an entrepreneurial mindset.
But I do have a question. Do all Bolsheviks have moustaches? And is this to mask their evil smirk? One thing I will know for next time: if I meet a man with a moustache in a bathroom I will kill him on the spot. I wouldn't want him to spread wrongful ideas.
Thanks to Scott Towels for educating me on a topic I knew little about!
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