Meet reymon14, a hyperactive teenage wrestling fan who spends his days creating YouTube videos to mock his internet adversaries. As you can see, he's not a terribly eloquent individual, nor is he comrehensible. What he has, though, is lots and lots of expression.
You know when he gives "Monoxide" the middle finger that he means ever single upturn of it. You know when he laughs it's not because he believes whatever he is saying is funny. He has to laugh because if he didn't he'd probably kill his cat. And when he tells his enemies they are probably "hillbillies from Texas or something", you are fully convinced this is the worst thing to be.
I'm actually worried about his Coca-Cola consumption. Should a boy that hyperactive be consuming that much caffeine? It definitely wouldn't be giving helping his nerves, that's for sure. His parents ought to curb this consumption immediately.
In any sense, he's quite a productive young lad. During the past day, he's created seven videos, six of which are at least ten minutes long. There must be a lot of things he feels he needs to express.
2 comments:
Hey I really like your blog, but I hate to point out the obvious here - this kid is clearly mentally handicapped. Are you really making fun of retards? Isn't that a little too easy? Of course, there is every possibility I'm completely wrong, in which case, I WEEP for this child's parents. Still, beats Ritalin I guess.
Believe me, he is not mentally handicapped. He makes these videos himself, so I'm assuming he has the mental capabilities to upload to the internet and therefore work a computer. What we're dealing with is simply a hyperactive 13-year-old boy with a weird voice.
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