The Island of the Crab Orgy

That last sentence, by the way, is the worst pun ever.

Is it wrong, by the way, to think that upon watching this documentary, all I could think of was, "Mmmmh! Dinner!"? Because with all these millions of red crabs invading this island, some of them have to be delicious. Can I have an amen?

Apart from this very selfish thought, witnessing this event has to be a trip. I mean, we're talking about crabs in your putting holes, in your shoes, in your swimming pool. All this so that there can be some verifiable crab-loving. It's amazing that hordes of horny crabs can make their way to one remote island off the coast of Australia. It's even more amazing people can live through it.

And before you respond, be careful. I'm feeling a little crabby.

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