I'm in the same boat as this guy. My mother is Jewish, but I don't feel very Jewish at all. In fact, for my whole life, except for a brief spell in an Orthodox yeshiva, I've always identified myself as "White". Funny, for all intents and purposes, I don't think Jews would regard me as Jewish. I am currently a practicing Protestant.
Tell this to the Klu Klux Klan, though. They won't have me as a member even though, if I were to have a child with a "shiksa", he'd be hypothetically allowed to join. No matter how un-Jewish I feel, though, the KKK are here to remind me that I'm still part of that club.
It would be cool if all these extremist organizations were right about the Jews' all-pervading power. Then I wouldn't have to work my crappy job. I'd be a banker manipulating the stock market to make myself more rich but nobody would know that since I am distracting everyone through the power of Hollywood. How awesome would that be if it were to occur?
Maybe not for you guys, but for me.
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