Yahweh Ben Yahweh is a fellow who believes he is God — and I can hear the ominousness through his liberal use of capital letters and repetition of his name in Hebrew characters. Even more convincing in his claims of divinity is the shocking fact that, although he took a vow of poverty, his organization amassed $250 million through his direction. What a great guy.
Now if you are like me, you are probably one to dismiss him as a simple loon with an intriguing God complex. However, I have a strong feeling we may be dealing with a man with a very strong death wish.
The hostile assault upon The Nation of Yahweh was initiated by "words of war" currently found in the Project Megiddo report. The report was first issued by the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) in October 1999 for the supposed purpose of assessing possible acts of domestic terrorism that might be sparked by the turn of the new millennium.Yahweh Ben Yahweh
Then he quotes words from Revelations thereby explaining that it shall come to pass that the government will wage war against his cult. With a persecution complex like that, this isn't so much a prophecy as it is an invitation. Pepper in the accusation that the Anti-Defamation League and the Southern Poverty Law Center are plotting against them, and we have more conspiracy theories than you can shake a tree with.
Beyond that, I'm really dying to see Yahweh Ben Yahweh and the Time Cube Guy have a battle royale. Yahweh ben Yahweh can have an electric pulse gun symbolizing his mighty divine power and "Dr." Gene Ray can be given an endless supply of cardboard boxes. Now you might think that Yahweh ben Yahweh has the cooler weapon, but "Dr." Gene Ray is the wisest man and will maximize his weapon upon the "dumbass" who believes himself to be a Jew.
In any case, the government seems to be plotting against both of them, so I'm looking forward to some Mel Gibson-style action.
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