Yes, I am consciously aware that this is probably one of the most retarded "philosophy" dissertations every made, but I can't help it. If I didn't present retarded things every now and again, I would be discriminating against a whole realm of unusual things. As you know, discrimination is wrong. Therefore, in my attempt to be tolerant, I present to you one of the most retarded philosophical videos ever.
Here Phuckface Digitalis proves, once and for all, that existence exists. His tools of logic are bright colours, licking a bush, and smashing a television. I, for one, am now totally convinced. I had my doubts. Whereas before I thought I may have just been imagining my own existence, I now know I am wrong. Existence definitely exists. The tub of sauerkraut proves it.
So forget the Matrix. Forget all those post-modernist philosophers who believe life is just a literary interpretation to be examined. Existence exists. If it didn't, I would be able to will this retarded video away.
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