Forget the Avengers, forget the X-Men. Yes, even forget the Justice League of America. They all suck. The best, most glorious superhero team is the Captain America/Campbell's Soup Kids/U.S. Department of Energy team. And together, they took upon themselves the terrible task of keeping people's energy from being drained.
Oh, it must have been a courageous battle Captain America fought while the Campbell Soup kids used their secret powers of increasing the villains blood pressure through copious amounts of sodium. The U.S. Energy Department, though not boastful about their pursuits, then did their part by charging more money towards those people who drained their energy. Puzzles, quizzes, and energy fun thereupon ensued.
So, while many of us cried when Captain America maliciously killed, let it be known that it was not all for naught. For the gold ole soldier fought well with the Campbell's Soup kids. One can say he fought energetically.
0 comments:
Post a Comment