Friday, April 27, 2007

Toddlerpede

sculpture, childhood, crazy, art




While everyone else may be thinking about how ugly or nasty that toddlerpede is, the first thing that comes into my mind is, "What kind of pregnancy must his mother have gone through? And what kind of birth experience was that?" That is, if there ever will be a real life toddlerpede. I can tell this fellow is a mean little guy. Perhaps he should take up a career in wrestling. He'd do one hell of a figure four leglock.

Jon Beinart has done one hell of a job with this sculpture. Not only does it titillate me, but it provokes my Kafkaesque imagination. I can picture this little fellow crawling under tables, getting behind the couch, and having one hell of a time in the sandbox. In fact, I picture toddlerpede to be some kind of supertoddler.

He'd make a steller science fiction character.





3 comments:

Anonymous said...

one hell of a. one hell of a. one hell of a.

Anonymous said...

Well it's supposed to look like that, he/she's using parallelism.

Anonymous said...

Well, it's cute, but the comments below the image are stupid.