Postcard From a Meth Lady

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Picture this in your head. Your friend Bob goes on vacation, perhaps to some place exotic (like Spain). You go about your business, almost forget that he is on vacation — he's been in Spain for almost two months. Then one day, as you are drinking coffee in the morning, the above postcard gets tossed into your mailbox.

You discover it is from your friend. After spewing out coffee, you begin to panic. Is Bob confessing his deep dark secret? Is his vacation simply a means to flee whichever troubles he has at home? For good reason, you're worried. Bob thinks he's being followed by elves.

Well, now you know the practicality of the postcard above. Here's a little idea for some mayhem. Go on vacation. After a little bit of time away, send a friend this postcard. Watch as the drama unfolds.

So, if you're willing to go through the trials of an unneeded intervention, all you need to do is print this picture and make use of it.