Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Pope Michael I of Kansas


This here is Pope Michael I being interviewed by Dutch television journalists at his Kansas porch. The juxtaposition of this picture endlessly intrigues me. You see, Pope Michael is of the belief that modern popes are imposters. Now I'm by no means a Catholic, but his charges against the current leaders of Catholicism are amusing, to say the least.

He also has condemned Pope John Paul II's supposed association with pornography, specifically the appearance of "immodestly clad" acrobats at a performance in the Paul VI Hall in the Vatican and the presence of "half-naked natives" at some of Pope John Paul II's masses in Papua New Guinea.
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The irony is spectacular, as it is common knowledge that many Catholic icons feature an "immodestly" clad Jesus. Let us not forget that many Renaissance artworks were commissioned by the Vatican — and they featured many immodestly clad individuals. Don't ask why I'm pointing out Pope Michael's inconsistencies.

Seriously, is this the best pope Kansas has to offer?





1 comments:

MJ said...

Seriously, is this the best pope Kansas has to offer?

Evidently.

If we're going to have another Antipope, isn't Avignon a much nicer place to live than Kansas?