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Thursday, April 26, 2007

Now You Can Enjoy the Taste of Human Flesh Without Committing Murder






To the would-be cannibals out there: now you can enjoy the taste without the guilt. Hufu LLC was a company (since gone out of business) that produced a tofu product resembling human flesh. Now before you protest, raise the alarm, and exclaim, "I cannot get hufu anymore!", I suggest an alternative.

Mark Nuckols, former CEO of Hufu, is still alive and well, and if you ever want obtain a recipe, I suggest giving Mr. Nuckols a ring. Who knows. Perhaps with enough demand, Hufu will come back from the dead. Like I said, while hufu is not in stores, it really is just a recipe away.

On a serious note, I think this is a product that has found its niche. I think there are millions of men, women, and children that at least have a sense of morbid curiosity. And if we can create tofu burgers that imitate the texture of beef, why not do the same with humans?

Would you give it a try?

Via Damn Interesting