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Thursday, April 12, 2007

How to Avoid Bad Luck





I don't totally approve of this, but here's what I think happened. As you know, black cats are bad luck and are to be avoided at all costs — for they might cross your path. But cats are quite agile beasts and quite clever as well. The only way to really prevent bad luck then is to stick the cat in a place whereby it is impossible to escape.

This sewer hole then is the perfect candidate. It's body can go through the hole, but its head acts as a plug. Hence, there is no recourse. The cat stays put. It cannot enact terror upon an innocent man's life.

That's how I believe the cat ended up this way.





5 comments:

Alexandra said...

Or... you could ignore the superstition, or even risk the bad luck, instead of punishing a living creature for being the victim of genetics.

I believe in Karma over superstition, and for the sake of that cat, I hope it comes through. That's not artistic, or funny. It's sick.

Anonymous said...

i have never heard of a black cat causing the death or injury to a person. whoever did that to the cat should be hit by a van.

Christopher Trottier said...

If any of you are easily offendable, you really shouldn't be over here. I guarantee I will offend you again.

Anonymous said...

Awww =( Poor kitty!!! v_v

Anonymous said...

lol YA RLY chris...

I thought it was funny...