How Dating is Like Doom II

Some guy named Boyd has written a hilarious description on how dating his ex was like playing DOOM II on nightmare mode. He prefaces everything by saying that he could have chosen and easier level, but that he willingly chose nightmare mode. Here is an excerpt on the beginning of the smothering.

Pretty soon things start getting tricky, there seems to be a never-ending supply of Imps and they just won't stop. Baby, I love you but I need some space, okay? I've got other monsters to kill and these keycards aren't getting any easier to find.

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Oh man, I can totally relate. I was in that kind of relationship for nearly six months recently but I was too much of a pansy to establish some ground rules. The funny thing was that I went for it thinking that it would do me good. Of course, little did I realize that there is a brand of woman who is not satisfied unless you give her all your attention morning, noon, and night. It is absolutely torture then if she has absolutely nothing interesting to say.

So yeah, dating can be like Doom II on nightmare mode. It really is best to try something easier — preferably a mode that does not involve mass murder.

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