Just another thing to give kids to watch if they start complaining that you're not as cool as Grandma. Sure, Grandma may give you some cookies and let you stay up later, but what you do not know is her dirty secret. She has a long, curvaceous horn growing out of her forehead to further enunciate her evil.
But do not be afraid of the horn. Without that horn, you wouldn't have been born. So go on. Give her a kiss.
If you do not give her a kiss, though, you shall face her wrath. She shall destroy you with her fiery gaze and morph into something more insidious. In the end, this isn't so much about the horn as it is about the power derived from the horn and the great evil thereof.
Still think Grandma is cool?
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