I don't know what an Oap is, but if you are afraid of losing any old people in your life (even if they are horned), this may be the service for you. There are many advantages to microchipping old people. The first advantage I can think of is that it will force them to become more technologically oriented. Even if they don't learn how to use a mouse, at least they'll be useable with a GPS system.
The other advantage, thankfully, is that after they pass on, the microchips will activate the pituitary gland making their undead bodies controllable through a remote device. What this in effect means is that our old people will then be able to defend our borders &mdash without loss of life. That is, if everything goes as planned.
Hence, there are no drawbacks to microchipping our old people. Plans should start immediately.
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in case you were wondering...OAP = Old Age Pensioner
Great site btw
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