Dinosaurs Used to Eat Biscuits

The above picture is of a Tyrannosaurus Rex and a fig roll. Why a fig roll? I don't know, but apparently T-Rex enjoyed a fig roll every now and then. It is also quite fascinating how fig rolls closely resembled T-Rexes.

I discovered this all tonight upon reading the findings of famed paleontologist Adam Stuard Smith. In fact, Mr. Smith has created a site devoted to dinosaur/biscuit awareness.

Every good vertebrate palaeontologist today knows that dinosaurs had a taste for biscuits. In fact, 100% of the dinosaur diet was biscuits. As a challenge to palaeontological dogma this may at first sound amazing, but the evidence is undeniable as shall soon be revealed. It is also now known that dinosaurs did not eat biscuits randomly, a custard cream here or a hob-nob there. They were picky; if a dinosaur didn't have its preferred teatime snack it would undoubtedly go ape. It is now known throughout the scientific community that there was more to dinosaur-biscuit links than preference, each species of dinosaur became dependent up on a specific biscuit, a factor, which although at first highly advantageous, eventually led to the demise of a large number of dinosaurian groups. Only now in this age of cutting-edge discovery and open-minded enthusiasm are these prehistoric facts coming to light.

Dinosaurus and their Biscuits - Information

This all seemed very cute until I made a stark realization. If dinosaurs ate biscuits and humans also eat biscuits and dinosaurs went extinct, does this logically imply that our own extinction is imminent? I see the pattern. First comes the enjoyment of biscuits, then comes calamity.

The end is nigh, I fear.

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