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Saturday, April 21, 2007

Captain Ozone Can Kick Captain Planet's Ass!





In an attempt to educate the masses (which mean you and I), Environment Media Northwest has created Captain Ozone. And they've gone full throttle with their promotion. For those who are really enthused, you can download Captain Ozone's full documentary which features time travel, eco art day, and a music video.

Now I know what you're thinking: there's already a environmental superhero and his name is Captain Planet. In my opinion, though Captain Ozone can kick Captain Planet's ass. I have my reasons for saying this. First of all, Captain Ozone has what looks like a toilet bowl for a logo. My other reason is that when Captain Ozone is not in his costume, he looks like this:



Ridiculousness aside, I can only enjoy this because I'm well aware this is incredibly lame. I don't think recycling toilets into art is a suitable means of environmental action. Call it a feeling.

1 comments:

Captain Planet said...

Are you serious? One wrong action against the enviroment, and Ozone would be dead in minutes! Your just jealous beacuse I look cooler, and people like to dress as me (Who wants a toilet bowl for a symbol? I mean come on!)