Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Beware the Power of the Penis!





I am truly flabbergasted. I think the woman's original intent was to talk about the dangers of sexual promiscuity, but she got caught up. Pretty soon, she starts talking about "jackrabbits" and then about the dangers of "hitting the bottom". Oh, you know she's getting into it because she starts talking about how the penis is used to break a woman's will — and she talks about it with special enunciation.

That's when you know she's talking from experience. This woman has been burned in the past. You really know it. Hell, I didn't know we men had that kind of power.

I still can't believe, though, that the other woman talking is the main presenter's mother. I mean, can you imagine anything more awkward than being on television with your mother and talking about the evil power of the penis?





2 comments:

Justina said...

I hurt myself laughing.

Jess said...

0_o


oh...kay.