Top Six Extreme Guarantees of a Traffic Accident

Each image here represents an accident waiting to happen. There are two primary ingredients that create each future cataclysm: sheer incompetence by whoever created these road conditions and pure shock on the part of the oncoming driver.

A further two things provoke me upon looking at these images. Initially, I must ask how it got to the point where these road conditions got implemented. The image on the left, for instance, must have been printed, approved for road use, and then actually set. Why is it, through this entire bureaucratic process, that nobody saw the potential deaths that could occur?

The other noteworthy aspect is that we didn't get to see the accidents. Hopefully, someone came to their senses and realized what harm may happen. Thing is, we don't know. While these mistakes may have been rectified, they was still time for an accident to occur before they were fixed.

And so, without further adieu, I present to you five more images that will prompt you to say, "What doom could have occurred here?"

Certainly, you should stop at the intersection. But pray tell, where shall you go from there? Well, you got to go somewhere. Let's just hope the decision is the right one.



Ha ha. How clever. Unfortunately, someone has forgotten the first law of human stupidity: someone is going to do it.



The only explanation here is that whoever painted this road was an extremely drunk and retarded person.



You just know this was responsible for a clip on America's Funniest Home Videos. That is hoping that after the cyclist impales his nuts that he doesn't fall onto the road and get hit by an oncoming truck.



Just don't ask why. Please. Just don't ask why.

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