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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Optimus Prime Made Out of Paper -- And Fully Functional!


All you need is a printer, scissors, and glue, and you will be on your way towards creating the most kickass robot that was ever put to paper. Not only that, but he transforms into a truck. This isn't just any robot. This is Optimus Prime.

Imagine this scenario. You are in high school again. Like everybody else who uses the internet, you got no girlfriend, you got a bad haircut, and and you listen to emo music. Naturally, this makes you the target of every jerkface who knows how to throw a baseball. What are your options?

The only logical course of action is to spend third period math class building Optimus Prime. You're going to have to smuggle in a few pieces of equipment, but after class is over, you will be able wave Optimus Prime in their faces and sing "MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE!"

Then they shall face the wrath of the paper robot and all shall be well.

The end.






3 comments:

Fire Wolf said...

Oh, that is too cool! I'm so printing me off one! Thanks for posting this!

David said...

haha! Holy awesome this is perfect for really annoying meetings too.

balloon-animals said...

or you can make one out of balloons like did.

:)

http://www.balloon-animals.com/gallery/2006/09/transformers-optimus-prime.html