Saturday, March 31, 2007

Animal Pet Psychic

Blah, blah, blah. I already know scores of you believe in psychics. Even if you do, though, answer me this question: do you really think it is healthy when we put so much attention towards an animal that we hire a psychic to communicate with it? Think about it: should the quackery of the occult mingle with the quackery of Neuticles?

But okay, you do think the quackeries should mingle. Perhaps you think every quackery should merge themselves into a giant, orgiastic festival of quackery. Still, you got to admit when someone claims to hear voices in their head, and then claims that you can hear these voices — but you just don't know it — that is a sign of sheer crazy:

Can you actually hear voices inside your head?

Yes, I can, but so can you. Just as the clairvoyant images you pick up from animals are "inside your own head," the words or phrases you intuitively hear when engaged in nonverbal communication are "inside your own head." They are not as "loud" as spoken words, but that does not make the conversation any less "real." The gift of clairaudience (clear-hearing) allows us to circumvent the charades required to put together visual puzzle pieces.
Amelia Kinkade


Dear regular pet lover, is this the kind of woman you should give your hard-earned money to? Look deep inside your gut and tell me that you're not going to fall for this bullshit.





1 comments:

-Peder said...

Just so you know, both of my cats knew that you'd be posting about this.