Yes, I know the title of this post is politically incorrect. Perhaps a better description would be "overweight", or "BBW", or "vertically enhanced" — something of that ilk. However, I feel all politcal incorrectness goes out the window when the toilet company's name is Big John Toilet Co. I mean, what can be more obnoxiously, wittily descriptive than that name?
I'm not knocking fat people. I'm pretty much betting that in twenty years, I'm going to be fat. If anything, I'm making a mental note to my future fat self to buy a toilet from Big John.
Beyond that, though, I give kudos to Big John for recognizing a heretofore untapped market. Seats in movie theatres have gotten larger. More and more boutiques specialize in fashion for "plus size" women. Toilets sound like a more pressing need — much to the relief (har har) of fat people everywhere.
A regular toilet has a terribly small seat. This creates very uncomfortable pressure points, consequently producing numbness in the legs and thighs from lack of proper blood flow.
With the obesity rate amongst North Americans reaching record rates, Big John might not be such a niche. In a couple of years, all toilets might be shaped this way. It is simplistic to simply say, "Lose some weight". But before then, fat people are still going to have to go to the bathroom.
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That pic is vomit inducing.
And, you probably mean "horizontally enhanced", because "vertically enhanced" would just imply very tall persons.
Which don't have their own toilets.
Yet.
Vetical is not a bad idea, I always feel like my knees are up to my chin, Hey a new martket for toliets.
toilets in the far east are the hole in the floor variety. one size fits all. then, if your too fat, you need to lose weight to bend over, or you poop all over yourself. good motivator. how many fat japanese or chinese do you know? thailand fat people? india? not a chance. if you had to squat to poop, you would totally screwed if you are overweight because you can't sit like that for a long period because you don't take care of your own body. god would be ashamed.
Following on from getr's post; the majority of toilets in France when I visited about 10 years ago were of the hole in the floor variety. They were easy to pee in, and it ensured the nearest person to you was a good 5 foot away.
However almost all toilets in France has been changed to the Thomas Crapper (another good company name) style and suddenly France is facing obesity problems. Perhaps squatting for twenty minutes is good for you.
i think fat people deserve their own brand of toiltets gd 4 them they always r running 2 the loo for havin 2 much curry this when their back end explodes they have it in comfort plus if u go 2 the loo after them the rooms stinks they should hav their own toilet rooms so people dont hav 2 put ip with the toilet seat being broken by their weight i think fat people toilets should be produced 4 schools cuz it would stop people bullying me cuz my skin rollsover my trousers
A Question to all you fat people...
How do you wipe your ass?...
-With a towel?
-If you can't scratch your back, can you reach your asshole?
-Jacob....Quebec, Canada
Sorry i can't see the word it has a little 'x' in the corner but the loo is well... good for fat people they are funny! Ok there was Now i can see it !
Hello is this an american website?
I am english & want a penfriend who is american so if there is anyone plz post your name and stuff about you, I'm a kid so i'd like a kid friend god it sounds like i'm a pedifile!
Anonymous said...
i think fat people deserve their own brand of toiltets gd 4 them they always r running 2 the loo for havin 2 much curry this when their back end explodes they have it in comfort plus if u go 2 the loo after them the rooms stinks they should hav their own toilet rooms so people dont hav 2 put ip with the toilet seat being broken by their weight i think fat people toilets should be produced 4 schools cuz it would stop people bullying me cuz my skin rollsover my trousers
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i think fat people deserve their own brand of toiltets gd 4 them they always r running 2 the loo for havin 2 much curry this when their back end explodes they have it in comfort plus if u go 2 the loo after them the rooms stinks they should hav their own toilet rooms so people dont hav 2 put ip with the toilet seat being broken by their weight i think fat people toilets should be produced 4 schools cuz it would stop people bullying me cuz my skin rollsover my trousers
Oh my God. Some of you people really need to work on grammar and syntax because it is impossible to understand what you are trying to convey-- especially the guy who wrote about fat people running to the loo and your fat rolls rolling over your trousers. Geez people are stupid nowadays.
Also... kid looking for a penpal, do NOT do that on the internet. People are assholes and they will pretend to be your friend, fly you somewhere, and murder you. Stay off of the internet for your own well-being. Please.
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