They Will Be Single Forever

The signs are pretty grim for these people. They don't take care of themselves. They seem to live in their own worlds. Also, they lack one very important aspect: taste.

So yes, they are probably going to be single for the rest of their lives. I'm not saying this to be mean. They just happen to be going out of their way to be as unappealing as possible.

But don't cry for them. There are different kinds of happinesses in the world.