Best Tattoo Ever

It took me a second to see that this is a tattoo of a hot dog dressed as the Fonz, holding a bottle of mustard, with the slogan "Guilty of Being Delicious" emblazened across. There's lots of inconsistencies with this tattoo. For instance, why is holding a bottle of mustard when he already had mustard draped all over him? That just adds to the charm of the whole thing, though.

A tattoo is something I am resolute against getting. My girlfriend has tried to talk me into getting one, but there's absolutely no way I'm going to scar my body for the rest of my life for something that is suspect in the first place. The world is littered with regretable tattoos.

With that said, if I had to have a tattoo, it would probably be something like this. In it's own way, it is a stiff middle finger against the "tough guy" nature of tattoos.